The host, Matt, of "Bless Your Rank" ranks Southern-style fast food fried chicken, with three qualifications: at least 500 locations, a drive-through, and bone-in fried chicken. He tests four chains: KFC, Popeyes, Church's Chicken, and Bojangles. He evaluates each based on flavor, crispiness, and happiness. Matt ranks Bojangles as the winner, followed closely by Popeyes, then Church's Chicken, and lastly KFC. He notes that Bojangles' chicken has a unique flavor with a spicy kick, crispiness, and made him happy, while KFC's chicken was disappointing.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The host, Matt, is ranking fast-food fried chicken from Southern restaurants.
2. There are three qualifications for the restaurants: at least 500 locations, a drive-through, and the bone must go in with the chicken.
3. Matt is evaluating the chicken based on three criteria: flavor, crispiness, and happiness.
4. The restaurants being ranked are KFC, Popeyes, Church's Chicken, and Bojangles.
5. KFC has an original recipe with 11 herbs and spices.
6. Popeyes is known for its crispy fried chicken.
7. Church's Chicken has a reputation for being slow.
8. Bojangles won a previous ranking for its biscuits.
9. Matt prefers dark meat chicken because it contains a protein called myoglobin, which is rich in zinc, riboflavin, iron, vitamin B6, and vitamin B12.
10. The final ranking is: Bojangles in first place, Popeyes in second place, Church's Chicken in third place, and KFC in fourth place.