A series of humorous and often absurd text exchanges between teachers and parents are shared, showcasing various instances of parents being unreasonable, clueless, or just plain ridiculous. Some examples include:
* A parent asking the teacher to make a cake for their child's birthday and providing $20 for the teacher to buy or make one.
* A parent expecting the teacher to discipline their child by smacking them.
* A parent asking the teacher to stop dressing "provocatively" and measuring the teacher's cleavage.
* A parent excusing their child's behavior by saying they're going through a "monkey phase" and flinging chocolate pudding like poo.
* A parent cursing and threatening to spank their child for getting detention for cursing.
* A parent teaching their child to cheat by writing in tiny handwriting to get a passing grade.
* A parent offering to give the teacher a house deed as a gift.
* A parent proudly saying their child kisses everyone, including the class pet, and doesn't discriminate.
These exchanges poke fun at the often-trying relationship between teachers and parents, highlighting the challenges and absurdities that can arise in these interactions.
Here are the extracted key facts:
1. A teacher is discussing a parent-teacher conference with a colleague.
2. A teacher is dating a student's parent, which may not be allowed.
3. A six-year-old boy is not allowed to wear an FBI shirt to class because it says "Federal Boobie Inspector".
4. A student has stapled a McDonald's job application to his research paper.
5. A parent wants to discuss her son's research paper with the teacher.
6. A student bit several classmates and was in timeout several times.
7. A student's mom wants to talk to the teacher about her son's behavior.
8. A parent is accused of not being responsible for their child's behavior.
9. A teacher is asked to pick up a child from school because they have lice.
10. A parent is making a teacher bake a cake for their daughter's birthday.
11. A student is trading his lunch for money in the lunchroom.
12. A parent is accused of not taking responsibility for their child's behavior.
13. A student is playing "Fortnite" in class.
14. A parent is asked to stop dressing provocatively in front of the teacher.
15. A student is accused of hitting his classmates and failing every subject.
16. A parent is making excuses for their child's behavior.
17. A student is singing "Bad and Boujee" in class.
18. A parent is asked to talk to their child about throwing chocolate pudding at other students.
19. A student is going through a "monkey phase" and likes to pretend to fling poo.
20. A parent is accused of teaching their child to cheat.
21. A parent is trying to give the teacher a deed to their house.
22. A student is kissing all the girls and boys in class, as well as the class pet.