Markiplier is playing a game of "Would You Rather" where he is presented with difficult choices and must decide which option he prefers. The choices range from ridiculous and humorous, such as having a wardrobe made entirely of flannel or denim, to more serious and thought-provoking, such as being stupid and having a brilliant child or being brilliant and having a stupid child.
Throughout the game, Markiplier shares his thoughts and reasoning behind each choice, often injecting humor and personality into his responses. He also engages with his audience, asking for their opinions and suggestions on certain choices.
Some of the other "Would You Rather" questions presented in the game include:
* Being stung repeatedly by a Japanese hornet or being bitten once by a black widow spider
* Being President for three weeks but then being impeached or having complete power over the world but then being killed after three weeks
* Sacrificing a pet to eat or sacrificing parts of one's own body to eat in a survival situation
* Watching "The Sandlot" or "The Goonies" in a survival situation
* Listening to "The Macarena" for four hours straight or listening to "Mambo Number 5" for four hours straight
* Eating a quarter or eating chapstick
* Singing everything one says or dancing all one's movements
* Getting paid to read every book or getting paid to watch every TV show.
Overall, the game is a fun and entertaining way for Markiplier to engage with his audience and share his thoughts and opinions on a wide range of topics.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker, Markiplier, is hosting a "Would You Rather" game.
2. Markiplier has to choose between having a wardrobe made entirely of flannel and plaid or denim.
3. He chooses flannel and plaid.
4. Markiplier is asked if he would rather get stung repeatedly by a Japanese Hornet or bitten once by a black widow spider.
5. He chooses the black widow spider.
6. The Japanese Hornet's venom is injected through a 6.25mm long stinger and can cause extreme pain, hospitalization, and even death.
7. Markiplier is asked if he would rather be stupid and have a brilliant kid or be brilliant and have a stupid kid.
8. He chooses to be stupid and have a brilliant kid.
9. Markiplier is asked if he would rather have everyone talk to him like a two-year-old or in a sarcastic tone.
10. He chooses to have everyone talk to him like a two-year-old.
11. Markiplier is asked if he would rather be President for three weeks and then be impeached or have complete power over the world for three weeks and then die.
12. He chooses to have complete power over the world for three weeks and then die.
13. Markiplier is asked if he would rather be trapped in a cave with his pet and sacrifice his pet to eat or sacrifice parts of his body to save his pet.
14. He does not want to make this choice but would rather sacrifice parts of his body to save his pet.
15. Markiplier is asked if he would rather watch "The Sandlot" or "The Goonies" and has not seen either movie.
16. He asks his viewers to suggest which movie he should watch.
17. Markiplier is asked if he would rather live without his phone or without clean clothes.
18. He chooses to live without his phone.
19. Markiplier is asked if he would rather listen to the "Macarena" for four hours straight or "Mambo Number 5" for four hours straight.
20. He chooses "Mambo Number 5".
21. Markiplier is asked if he would rather have everyone stare at him in disgust or look away in disgust.
22. He chooses to have everyone stare at him in disgust.
23. Markiplier is asked if he would rather fight Voldemort or Freddy Krueger.
24. He chooses to fight Voldemort.
25. Markiplier is asked if he would rather eat a quarter or chapstick.
26. He chooses to eat a quarter.
27. Markiplier is asked if he would rather sing everything he says or dance all his movements.
28. He chooses to sing everything he says.
29. Markiplier is asked if he would rather get paid to read every book or get paid to watch every TV show.
30. He leaves the decision to his viewers.