The script appears to be a satirical news broadcast, with two anchors, Sam Rish and Sam Reich, presenting a series of absurd and humorous stories. The main story revolves around a fictional billionaire, Sam Reich, who has launched a new conservative media venture called "Dropout America." The venture features a slate of alt-right programming, including shows hosted by Adam Carolla and other personalities.
Throughout the broadcast, the anchors engage in witty banter and sarcastic remarks, poking fun at the idea of conservative media and the absurdity of the shows being promoted. The script also includes a fake interview with Sam Reich, in which he expresses outrageous and humorous opinions on various topics, including politics, culture, and food.
Overall, the script appears to be a comedic commentary on the state of modern media and politics, using satire and absurdity to critique the excesses and absurdities of conservative media.
1. The show is called "Breaking News" and is hosted by Sam Rish and Sam Reich.
2. The show's concept is that the hosts don't know what they're going to say and aren't allowed to smile or laugh.
3. Sam Reich is the billionaire owner of Dropout TV.
4. Sam Reich has announced a new conservative media venture called Dropout America.
5. Dropout America will feature alt-right programming, including a talk show hosted by Adam Carolla.
6. Other shows on Dropout America include "Fly Fishing with Sam", "Who's Gonna Get Deported Today", "Kids in Cages", "Stars and Stripes and Titties Forever", and "Get Back in the Kitchen".
7. Sam Reich is married to Elaine Carroll.
8. Elaine Carroll has expressed concern over her husband's recent behavior and shift towards right-wing politics.
9. Sam Reich has a sprawling estate in Beverly Hills with a tennis court, climbing wall, and small vineyard.
10. Sam Reich is famously allergic to alcohol, but there is debate over whether he bought the vineyard out of spite or if he's been faking his allergy.
11. Sam Reich gave a tour of his estate to reporters, wearing only an open bathrobe and briefs.
12. The tour included a swimming pool with a grotto and hot tub that Sam Reich continually pointed out was body-tempered.
13. Sam Reich's bedroom features an elephant head with the phrase "I did this" written in its own blood.
14. There are also owl heads taped to the wall in Sam Reich's bedroom.
15. The floor in Sam Reich's bedroom is covered in maple syrup.