SCP-5094 - Miss J's Whiz Kidz Schoolhouse (SCP Animation) - Summary

Summary

Xenia Chau, a 7-year-old girl in 2000, received a CD-ROM educational program called "Miss J's Whiz Kidz Schoolhouse" as a gift from her parents. The program, featuring a 2D teacher named Miss J, proved to be supernaturally effective in teaching Xenia various subjects, transforming her into a child genius. Years later, Xenia joined the SCP Foundation as a Junior Researcher and was tasked with investigating the program, now classified as SCP-5094. The Foundation discovered that Miss J could teach students of all ages and backgrounds, including those with learning disabilities, and make them experts in various subjects with no negative consequences. An interview with Miss J, conducted by Xenia, revealed that she was a genuine and kind anomaly who wanted to help lonely children love learning. The SCP Foundation found no evidence of nefarious motivations behind Miss J's actions, and she was classified as a Safe-Class anomaly.

Facts

Here are the key facts extracted from the text:

1. Xenia Chau was a 7-year-old girl who lived with her parents, who were working two jobs to make ends meet.
2. Xenia spent most of her time alone and learned to cook and clean for herself.
3. Her parents communicated with her through sticky notes left on the fridge.
4. Xenia's parents gave her occasional gifts, including books and a desktop computer.
5. Xenia's parents bought her a copy of the Miss J's Whiz Kidz Schoolhouse CD-ROM in 2000.
6. The CD-ROM was produced by Shoot the Moons Software in 1999 and sold poorly.
7. Xenia spent a lot of time playing with the CD-ROM and learned a great deal from it.
8. The CD-ROM featured a character named Miss J, who was a stylized 2D teacher in a low-res 3D classroom.
9. Xenia's parents eventually bought a new computer, and the old CD-ROM was no longer compatible.
10. Xenia went on to attend a prestigious college and received her PhD at a young age.
11. Xenia was recruited by the SCP Foundation, a organization that studies and contains anomalies.
12. The SCP Foundation discovered that Miss J's Whiz Kidz Schoolhouse had anomalous properties.
13. The Foundation conducted experiments on the CD-ROM, using it to teach various subjects to children and adults.
14. The experiments showed that Miss J was able to teach students at an incredible rate, making them experts in their chosen subjects.
15. The Foundation found that Miss J's lesson plans accounted for regular breaks and did not have any negative consequences on students.
16. Xenia Chau conducted an interview with Miss J, who stated that she was passionate about helping lonely children who love to learn.
17. The Foundation found no evidence of nefarious motivations behind Miss J's actions.