This appears to be a transcript of a conversation between a patient, likely under the influence of anesthesia or medication, and their mother or caregiver. The patient is disoriented, confused, and makes various nonsensical statements, such as thinking they have three eyes, wanting to meet Ellen DeGeneres, and believing they are taking over the world.
The conversation is filled with humorous and absurd moments, as the patient's mom tries to calm them down and answer their questions. The patient also mentions a doctor named Dave, asks for chapstick, and wants to know if they can play Twister.
As the conversation progresses, the patient becomes more lucid and starts to recognize their surroundings. They ask for water, mashed potatoes, and eventually meet a woman named Candace, who claims to be their wife. The patient is confused and doesn't seem to remember their wife or their marriage.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is having a conversation with someone, likely a doctor or nurse, in a hospital setting.
2. The speaker mentions having two eyes, but at one point claims to have three eyes.
3. The speaker talks about their mom and mentions a person named Doctor Jordan.
4. The speaker discusses their favorite drinks, including Pepsi.
5. The speaker mentions a hospital and says it's like Pepsi.
6. The speaker asks if they can have chapstick for their lips.
7. The speaker talks about wearing clothes and mentions a bra.
8. The speaker asks if they can meet Robin Roberts or Ellen.
9. The speaker discusses a joke about a chicken crossing the road.
10. The speaker mentions being thirsty and wanting to drink something.
11. The speaker talks about eating something and mentions ice cream.
12. The speaker asks if they can play Twister.
13. The speaker mentions a phone and says it looks like Twister.
14. The speaker talks about having ice cream and mentions flavors like chocolate and vanilla.
15. The speaker asks if they can have caramel ice cream.
16. The speaker mentions a doctor named Dave.
17. The speaker talks about giving birth and mentions a desk.
18. The speaker asks if they can have a basket to catch a baby.
19. The speaker mentions a person named Newswander, who is one of the doctors.
20. The speaker talks about a nurse named Candace, who is also referred to as their wife.
21. The speaker asks if they can sit up and is told to wait.
22. The speaker mentions being eye candy and is asked if they are a model.
23. The speaker is offered a cracker to eat.
24. The speaker asks how long they have been married.