The provided text appears to be a script for a YouTube video or similar content, featuring a countdown of the "top 10" most outrageous, absurd, or shocking stories, likely with a humorous tone. The stories include:
1. A man robbing a house, then checking his Facebook notifications.
2. Two women undergoing a bizarre eye operation to insert a metal heart into their eyes.
3. A man suing a dating service for false advertising.
4. A man robbing a house, then hiding stolen items in his anus.
5. A Chinese man cutting off his own penis and then going back home to pick up a pizza.
6. An eye doctor jerking off in front of a patient.
7. A woman purchasing a tapeworm online to lose weight.
8. A man inserting a plastic fork into his penis.
9. An Englishman raping a snowman.
10. A woman spending thousands of dollars on operations to look like Barbie, including hypnosis sessions to become less intelligent.
The content is likely intended to be humorous and entertaining, with the host providing commentary and reactions to the stories.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. Nicolás Week, 26 years old, robbed a house and stole various items including credit cards, watches, and clothes.
2. While robbing, Nicolás Week stopped to check his Facebook account on the victim's computer.
3. He left his Facebook session open, leading the police to catch him hours later.
4. Two women, Light and Luca Janko, underwent an eye operation to have a platinum heart inserted into their eyes.
5. The operation was invented by a Dutch ophthalmologist in 2004 and was declared "quite safe" by a Chinese doctor.
6. A man named Country Boxes sued a dating service for false advertising after not being able to find a partner.
7. Christopher Schefer, a university student, got drunk and robbed a residence, hiding stolen items in his anus.
8. A Chinese man, 26 years old, cut off his own tail and then went to the hospital on his bike with a pizza.
9. Robert Vittek, an ophthalmologist, was fined $10,000 for masturbating in front of a patient.
10. A woman from the USA bought a tapeworm online to lose weight, but ended up in the hospital with severe stomach pain.
11. A 70-year-old man inserted a 10-centimeter plastic fork into his penis in search of sexual pleasure.
12. A 64-year-old English man raped a snowman.
13. A woman spent thousands of dollars on operations to look like Barbie and bought Barbie's classic car.