The text appears to be a transcript of a comedic scene where a character, Fixy, is trying to catch a person, Nyashka, who is pretending to be injured. Fixy is convinced that Nyashka is faking his injuries and tries various methods to expose him, including taking him to a doctor and using a device to cure him. The scene is filled with absurd humor and ridiculous situations, including Fixy trying to prove that Nyashka is not really injured and Nyashka's over-the-top reactions to Fixy's attempts to catch him. The scene also includes a side plot involving a trip to a pond and a character trying to feed ducks.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker got into an accident with someone named nyashka.
2. Nyashka has a car that he is not driving safely.
3. The speaker is planning to stop nyashka from driving recklessly.
4. The speaker and others are trying to prove that nyashka is faking an injury.
5. The speaker takes a picture of nyashka as evidence.
6. Nyashka is thrown into the water, but claims he jumped in himself.
7. The speaker uses a device to try and "cure" nyashka.
8. The device was invented by someone named Buckwheat.
9. The speaker is tired of proving that nyashka is faking his injury.
10. Nyashka claims to have laid dynamite throughout the village.
11. The speaker and others are planning to perform some kind of procedure on nyashka.
12. Nyashka does not want to receive an enema.
13. The speaker is considering using the device on a duck.
14. The device has been tested on a duck, which did not fly again after the experiment.
15. The speaker is planning to use the device on nyashka, despite concerns about its safety.