The Angry Video Game Nerd reviews the Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) version of the game Ghostbusters, criticizing its poor graphics, sound, and gameplay. He lists five things that could have been improved, including a spell check, better use of Ghostbuster characters, and more stages. The Nerd then compares the NES version to the Atari 2600 and Sega Master System versions, finding the Sega version to be superior. Despite the Sega version's improvements, the Nerd still finds the gameplay to be tedious and frustrating.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The Angry Video Game Nerd is reviewing the game Ghostbusters on Nintendo.
2. The Nerd mentions that he has reviewed the game before and is reviewing it again because it is "an inhumane pile of shit".
3. The Nerd points out that the game has several errors, including a misspelling of the word "congratulations".
4. The Nerd criticizes the game's lack of use of Ghostbuster characters, specifically Egon, Ray, Peter, and Winston.
5. The Nerd mentions that the game only has four stages: the driving scene, the ghost busting scene, the stairwell, and Gozer.
6. The Nerd compares the Nintendo version of Ghostbusters to the Atari 2600 version and states that the Atari version is "appropriate for its time".
7. The Nerd also reviews the Sega Master System version of Ghostbusters and states that it is superior to the Nintendo version.
8. The Sega Master System version has better graphics and sound than the Nintendo version.
9. The Nerd criticizes the gameplay of the Sega Master System version, stating that it is "tedious" and has poor controls.
10. The Nerd mentions that the game has a "dreaded stairway scene" that is improved in the Sega Master System version.
11. The Nerd points out that the game's proton beams are "useless" and can only shoot up.
12. The Nerd states that the game is over when all three Ghostbusters are dead.
13. The Nerd criticizes the game's ending, stating that it is "lame" and does not make sense.
14. The Nerd mentions that the Commodore and Atari versions of Ghostbusters were "nice little original games for the time".
15. The Nerd states that the NES version of Ghostbusters was a "lame disappointment".
16. The Nerd mentions that the Sega version of Ghostbusters improved upon the NES version.