The text appears to be a stand-up comedy set. The comedian talks about various topics, including their experience with cocaine, making out with a man in a bathroom, and conversations about sex. They also discuss their dislike for people who call their partners "daddy" and their discomfort with Chance the Rapper's sudden shift in music style. The comedian recounts a story about attending an Austin City Limits music festival, where they took shrooms and had a wild experience during Chance's performance. They poke fun at Chance's lyrics, which they found confusing and triggering while under the influence. The comedian's tone is humorous and self-deprecating, and they use their personal experiences to create comedic anecdotes.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker performs at a venue where they have done cocaine before.
2. The speaker's first time doing cocaine was at this venue.
3. The speaker made out with a man in the bathroom at this venue.
4. The speaker is not a homosexual but made out with a man.
5. The speaker discusses their experiences with sex and relationships at work.
6. The speaker asks an older writer about the worst thing young men have done sexually.
7. The speaker is dating a girl.
8. The speaker believes in God but dislikes people who use God to justify their actions.
9. The speaker went to see Chance the Rapper at the Austin City Limits festival.
10. The speaker was on shrooms during the festival.
11. The speaker sang along to Chance the Rapper's song "All We Got."
12. Chance the Rapper's song changed to "Jesus is all I got," which affected the speaker.
13. The speaker attended a music festival where the crowd rushed to see the artist.
14. The speaker has been to a music festival before and knows how the crowd behaves.
15. The speaker went through a girl's mail and didn't know her name but left without talking to her again.
Note that some parts of the text are difficult to understand due to the speaker's use of slang and stream-of-consciousness narrative.