The content appears to be a transcript of a comedic YouTube or TikTok video. The speaker is rambling about various topics, including their pet dog, Johnny, and a mysterious folder on their desktop that supposedly holds the key to saving the year 2021. They also discuss a Japanese toilet, a device that washes one's behind, and share humorous anecdotes about their daily life, including a family member's unusual behavior with a baby. The speaker also pokes fun at their own life, including their dog's quirks and their own gaming habits. The tone is lighthearted and comedic, with the speaker frequently using slang and colloquial expressions.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker has a folder on their desktop that they can click to save 2021.
2. The speaker is considering various options to "save" 2021.
3. The speaker mentions a Japanese toilet as a possible solution.
4. The speaker talks about their pet dog, Johnny.
5. The speaker mentions that they have developed a habit of editing and rewriting text excessively.
6. The speaker's wife bought a Japanese toilet called a "Baby" that has various features, including a bidet.
7. The speaker mentions that they have to be careful when handling a pet that is prone to accidents.
8. The speaker discusses a trend on TikTok called "Kakashi".
9. The speaker mentions that they have a brother who eats virtually using Fortnite money.
10. The speaker talks about a product called "badger's milk".
11. The speaker mentions a YouTube video about a person who does skin care while playing video games.
12. The speaker discusses a method of folding and storing elastic sheets.
13. The speaker mentions a product called "lip balm" in relation to a person named Arthur.
14. The speaker talks about a person who has an Xbox controller and is in the middle of a game.
15. The speaker mentions a type of pill called "culture pill".
16. The speaker discusses a product called "cottage cheese".
17. The speaker mentions a trend of people doing a specific action on TikTok.
18. The speaker talks about a person named Paloma Souza.
19. The speaker mentions a product called "Liquid paper".
20. The speaker discusses a type of bread called "French dough".
21. The speaker talks about a person who likes to take showers.
22. The speaker mentions a location called Ribeirão Preto.
23. The speaker discusses a type of pencil case.
24. The speaker talks about a person who has a hamburger.
25. The speaker mentions a type of biscuit that is rotten.
26. The speaker discusses a type of football.
27. The speaker talks about a person who is a "jack of all trades".
28. The speaker mentions that they have made a decision to "save" 2021.