A group of mercenaries, including Scout, Soldier, and Spy, are informed by their employer, Mrs. Pauling, that they have only 70 hours to live due to tumors caused by using a teleporter. The team decides to fulfill their dying wishes, with Scout attempting to ask out Mrs. Pauling. However, things take a turn when it's revealed that the teleporter's effects only apply to bread, not humans. The team's plans are further disrupted when a monster is unleashed, and they work together to defeat it. In the end, Scout and Mrs. Pauling share a moment, and it's implied that they might go on a date.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. A phone call between Scout and Mrs. Pauling discusses a briefcase.
2. Scout and Soldier have killed people and taken a briefcase, but left seven witnesses.
3. Mrs. Pauling tells Scout to keep the briefcase safe.
4. The scene shifts to a group of people, including Scout, Soldier, Spy, and Engineer, who have been experimenting with a teleporter.
5. They discover that teleporting bread causes tumors.
6. The group has 70 hours to live due to their use of the teleporter.
7. A bucket contains the dying wishes of the group members.
8. Scout's wish is to have a date with Mrs. Pauling.
9. Spy agrees to help Scout seduce Mrs. Pauling.
10. Spy gives Scout advice on how to prepare for a date.
11. Mrs. Pauling is surprised to see Scout and his friends, and they mention a prom.
12. Scout and his friends have been teleporting bread, which has caused a monster to appear.
13. The group fights the monster and builds a bomb.
14. Mrs. Pauling's leg is broken during the fight.
15. The group discovers they are not going to die from tumors after all.
16. Scout and Mrs. Pauling agree to go on a date, and Mrs. Pauling invites Scout to join her on jobs.
17. Mrs. Pauling's job involves tasks such as belt sanding fingerprints off corpses and pulling molars out of heads.