A group of friends - the narrator, Roma, Sanya, and Anya - rent a house for the weekend, only to discover that it's infested with zombies. Despite initial skepticism, they soon find themselves fighting for survival. They use various items, including a spoon and a barrel, to fend off the zombies. As the night progresses, the friends work together to outsmart and defeat the zombies, but not before the narrator gets bitten and becomes a zombie. However, in a surprising twist, it's revealed that the narrator was just joking about being bitten, and the friends emerge victorious.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator and their friends, Roma and Sanya, planned a weekend trip to a country house.
2. They chose a house in Norway, but it was actually closer, 15 minutes from the narrator's home.
3. They found the house on a website, which didn't mention that it was often attacked by zombies.
4. The friends arrived at the house and began to explore it.
5. They found multiple rooms, kitchens, and showers, and got lost in the house.
6. They discovered that the house was being attacked by real zombies.
7. The friends tried to defend themselves using a spoon, umbrella, and camera.
8. They found a note from the owner of the house, warning them about the zombies and providing a barrel with 6 rounds to defend themselves.
9. Sanya used the entire barrel to take out one zombie.
10. The friends tried to find a better shelter and discovered a zombie in one of the rooms.
11. They killed the zombie using a spoon and a barrel.
12. The friends continued to defend themselves against the zombies, using various objects to fight them off.
13. The narrator got bitten by a zombie on the neck.
14. The friends discovered that the narrator was not affected by the zombie bite.
15. They thought that a zombie bite could turn someone back into a human, but this was not the case.
16. They tried to turn Seryoga back into a human by biting him, but it didn't work.
17. The friends were left alone in the house after the zombies retreated at dawn.
18. They concluded that they had won a small victory against the zombies.
19. Seryoga, who had become a zombie, was still alive and approaching the friends.
20. The narrator decided to end Seryoga's life using a heavy pan.
Note that some of the facts may be presented in a humorous or ironic way, but I've tried to extract the underlying facts from the text.