The conversation is between two friends, Joe and Zoe, who are playing a game of "Never Have I Ever" where they share personal and often embarrassing stories about themselves. They discuss various topics, including their relationships, habits, and past experiences, often with humorous and candid responses. The conversation includes discussions about watching porn, farting on someone, breaking things in friends' houses, and past relationships. The game leads to some surprising and intimate revelations, showcasing the friends' comfort and trust in each other.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is at Zoe's house.
2. The speaker mentions a game called "Never Have I Ever".
3. The speaker asks their audience to swear on a complete series of "Friends" on DVD that they will tell the truth.
4. The speaker talks about a time when they slipped and fell on someone named Cassie in the toilets.
5. The speaker mentions a trip to Fiji where they got drunk and stubbed their toe on a rock.
6. The speaker saw a couple having sex in a body of water while they were sitting on the beach, rubbing their sore toe.
7. The speaker thinks it's creepy that people hide in rocks to watch others.
8. The speaker mentions that they don't like it when people break something in their house and don't tell them.
9. The speaker admits to farting on someone while they're asleep.
10. The speaker has never wet themselves since finishing school.
11. The speaker has picked their nose and wiped their bogey on someone else's furniture.
12. The speaker remembers crying about a girl named Danielle in the computer room when they were in year 9 or 10.
13. The speaker was 12 or 13 years old when this incident happened.
14. The speaker says that this was the last time they ever cried about a girl or boy.