This is a transcript of a video from the YouTube channel of PewDiePie (Felix Kjellberg), a Swedish YouTuber and comedian. In the video, PewDiePie creates a "My First Time" video, a popular genre where YouTubers share their first experiences with various things. However, he subverts the expectation of a risqué or embarrassing story by instead sharing innocuous and humorous anecdotes about his first kiss, first job, first car, first teacher, and other "firsts." Throughout the video, PewDiePie pokes fun at the "My First Time" genre and engages in his signature style of humor, including silly impressions, sarcastic remarks, and self-deprecation.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker's first kiss was at the age of 11 on a school trip.
2. The speaker played spin the bottle with the cool kids in somebody's bedroom.
3. The speaker's first YouTube video was not a Minecraft video, but rather a Call of Duty Black Ops video.
4. The speaker's first tweet was to Nelson Mandela.
5. The speaker's first job was at a tennis court in the middle of nowhere.
6. The speaker's first Facebook profile picture was taken in 2007.
7. The speaker's first alcoholic drink was a polish beer, not cooled, which they drank like connoisseurs.
8. The speaker's first car was a mini, which they bought when they were 21.
9. The speaker's first teacher was Maryanne.
10. The speaker's first kiss (that they consider to count) was with their first girlfriend, Emmy.
11. The speaker's first kiss with Emmy was in a little shed in school, and they did a "långtradare", which is a long kiss in Swedish culture.