The provided text appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video or a live stream. The speaker discusses various topics, including:
1. Relatable everyday struggles, such as waking up on the wrong foot, running out of battery on their phone, and experiencing pain from minor injuries.
2. Funny moments, like getting hurt while eating or playing games.
3. Personal anecdotes, including their family's habits and their own experiences with cramps and magnesium deficiency.
4. A discussion about the probability of certain events happening, referencing the idea that with 8 billion people on earth, someone has likely already experienced a particular unusual event.
The speaker also shares a list of painful experiences, ranking them from 1 to 57, including:
* Paper cuts (4/57)
* Getting a tattoo (18/57)
* Breaking a bone (18/57)
* Migraines (25/57)
* Being hit in the face (30/57)
* Heart attacks (33/57)
* Being stabbed (38/57)
* Giving birth (57/57)
* Being burned (the most painful experience)
The video ends with the speaker encouraging their audience to take care of themselves and promoting their channel, which aims to reach 2 million subscribers.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker's phone had 2% battery.
2. The speaker's alarm went off at 6 a.m.
3. The speaker mentions that they have to drink a lot of milk to avoid cramps.
4. The speaker needs magnesium, which can be found in chocolate and bananas.
5. The speaker has a temperament where they are never thirsty.
6. The speaker has to carry around a bottle of water to stay hydrated.
7. The speaker mentions that there are 8 billion people on earth.
8. The speaker compares the pain of various experiences, including:
* Papercut: 4/10
* Getting shot by a paintball: 5/10
* Biting one's tongue: 5/10
* Burning one's lips with pizza: 5/10
* Hitting one's elbow: 3.8/10
* Menstrual cramps: 8/10
* Getting a tattoo: 18/10 (though the speaker disagrees and thinks it depends on the size)
* Breaking a bone: 18/10
* Getting a migraine: 25/10
* Being hit by a car: 48/10
* Giving birth: 57/10
* Being burned: the worst, according to the speaker.