У меня СЕРЬЕЗНАЯ БОЛЕЗНЬ! Еще и подругу заразила! - Summary

Summary

The script appears to be a comedic, satirical take on a pandemic situation. The story follows a character who contracts a mysterious, unknown disease after being bitten by a mosquito. The character visits a doctor, who is unsure of the disease's origin or cure. The disease quickly spreads globally, infecting millions of people.

The character and their friends try to come to terms with the impending apocalypse, deciding to spend their last day watching TV series, eating pizza, and having fun. Meanwhile, one of the friends, a scientist, works on finding a cure for the disease.

In the end, the scientist successfully creates a cure, and the character's hand is healed. The script ends with the character being congratulated and rewarded for their friend's discovery, with a humorous twist of asking for likes and subscriptions to their channel.

Facts

Here are the key facts from the text:

1. The narrator is at home, talking about a walk and a burger they had at a cafe.
2. The narrator has a hand injury that may have been caused by a mosquito bite.
3. The doctor is called to the narrator's home to examine their hand.
4. The doctor says the narrator has a new, unknown disease.
5. The doctor suggests two possible cures: cutting off the narrator's hand or a second, unknown method.
6. The narrator decides to try to find a cure on their own.
7. The narrator talks to a blogger and asks them to release a video about the disease.
8. The narrator's hand hurts for a long time, and they are running out of time.
9. The narrator decides to earn money by working in food delivery.
10. A pizza delivery person arrives at the narrator's home with a pizza.
11. The narrator's illness is contagious, and they may have infected others.
12. A scientist is trying to find a cure for the disease.
13. The disease spreads quickly, and 100 million people become infected.
14. The world is quarantined, and scientists are still trying to find a cure.
15. The narrator and their friends decide to spend their last day together, watching series and eating pizza.
16. A cure is eventually found, and the narrator's hand is healed.
17. The narrator is offered a reward for helping to find the cure.

Note: These facts are based on the text and may not be comprehensive or accurate, as the text appears to be a script for a video or audio recording.