The main topic of the provided text is a conversation between a parent (likely the dad) and their children about various scary stories, including "The YouTube Zombie," "The Sleeping Daddy Monster," and "The Toy Dinosaur." These stories are presented as a way to caution the kids about their behavior, such as playing with tablets or eating candy before bedtime. The kids are initially skeptical, but as the stories progress, they become more engaged and even frightened by the tales. However, the parent ultimately reveals that the stories were made up.
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1. A person is telling their kids a story about a family that becomes "YouTube zombies" because they spend too much time on their iPads.
2. The kids are skeptical and ask their parent to tell them the story.
3. The parent tells the kids a story about a family that looks like their own, where the parents and kids become "YouTube zombies" after spending too much time on their iPads.
4. The kids in the story go downstairs to investigate, despite being warned not to.
5. The parent tells the kids that they made up the story, but then starts telling another story about a "Sleeping Daddy Monster" that protects nighttime candy.
6. The kids are skeptical, but the parent continues to tell the story, which involves the kids being frozen in time by the monster.
7. The parent then starts telling another story about a "Robo Mom" that helps with household chores.
8. The kids are skeptical again, but the parent continues to tell the story, which involves the Robo Mom taking over the household and getting rid of the kids' father.
9. The parent then tells the kids that they made up the story, but then starts telling another story about a "Toy Dinosaur" that eats kids who play with toys after bedtime.
10. The kids are skeptical once more, but the parent continues to tell the story, which involves the dinosaur eating the kids who refuse to go to bed.