The text appears to be a transcript of a video or live stream of someone testing a new ball machine, which they claim is a replacement for a stolen one. The speaker is excited and jokingly argues with an off-camera person, "NATO," about the machine's abilities and their own skills. They also mention a prize of 3000 euros and a competition with someone named "Meli." Throughout the transcript, the speaker provides a play-by-play commentary of their attempts to use the machine and their interactions with others. The tone is lighthearted and humorous, with the speaker often cracking jokes and teasing others.
1. The speaker has a new ball machine.
2. The old ball machine was stolen.
3. They have two handles for the new ball machine.
4. They also have two towels.
5. The machine uses batteries.
6. They can earn 3000 euros again.
7. The speaker is excited to use the new ball machine.
8. There are five cool balls and a metal ball.
9. The machine has a target on it.
10. The speaker is trying to score a goal with the machine.
11. They are standing behind the safety distance.
12. The machine can shoot balls at high speeds.
13. The speaker's brother has a decisive advantage over the machine.
14. The machine is participating in an 11-point shootout.
15. The speaker's brother is better than the machine at shooting.
16. The speaker is trying to put the machine under pressure.
17. The machine is very difficult to beat, especially in the tread blocks.
18. The machine has a new coat of paint on the ball.
19. The machine is a professional stuntman.
20. The speaker thinks the machine's arms have broken through.