The speaker is playing a video game, specifically a house party game, but it quickly turns into a horror game where they must escape a burning house and avoid an intruder. Throughout the gameplay, the speaker comments on the absurdity and challenges of the game, often breaking into humorous asides and tangents. At one point, they even switch to playing RuneScape, but ultimately return to the house party game. After numerous attempts and setbacks, the speaker finally escapes the house and "beats" the game, joking about the absurdity of it all.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is playing a video game called "House Party".
2. The game involves attending a party and navigating through a house.
3. The speaker's character is initially too fat to fit through a doorway and has to lose weight to progress.
4. The game takes a dark turn when an intruder enters the house and starts a fire.
5. The speaker's character has to escape the burning house and find a way to call the police.
6. The game involves interacting with other characters and making choices that affect the outcome.
7. The speaker's character dies in the game and has to restart.
8. The speaker also plays another game called "Runescape" and loses items after dying in the game.
9. The speaker uses a username "go commit epic" in Runescape.
10. The speaker finishes playing "House Party" and considers making a video of finishing the game.
11. The speaker mentions not finishing another game called "Camping".
12. The speaker uses a row skate to navigate through the game environment.