THE INTERNET'S DUMBEST QUIZZES! #1 - Summary

Summary

YouTuber Jacksepticeye, feeling unwell, decides to take it easy by doing some lighthearted online quizzes. He starts with a "what kind of garbage are you" quiz, which tells him he's a "random shoe." He then moves on to a "how would you die on Murder She Wrote" quiz, where he's killed by a crossbow while skiing.

Next, Jacksepticeye takes a "which possible Illuminati member are you" quiz, answering questions about power, lizards, and the devil. He's eventually revealed to be Jay-Z, allegedly a low-ranking member of the Illuminati. The video ends with Jacksepticeye jokingly revealing that he's been hiding Illuminati symbols in his videos and encouraging viewers to uncover the secrets for themselves.

Facts

Here are the key facts extracted from the text:

1. The speaker is Jacksepticeye, a YouTube personality.
2. He is not feeling well and has a sore throat.
3. He decides to take it easy and do a low-key video instead of a big gameplay session.
4. He searches for dumb quizzes online and finds several on BuzzFeed.
5. He takes a quiz called "What kind of garbage are you?" and gets the result "You're a random shoe."
6. He takes another quiz called "How would you die on Murder She Wrote?" and gets the result that he would be killed by a crossbow while skiing.
7. He takes a quiz called "Which possible Illuminati member are you?" and gets the result that he is Jay-Z.
8. Jay-Z is allegedly a member of the Illuminati.
9. The speaker jokes that he has been hiding Illuminati symbols in the background of his videos.
10. He ends the video with a secret outro that he claims has been hidden in the background of his videos all along.