The conversation revolves around office pranks and witty exchanges between coworkers at the Dunder Mifflin office. Jim Halpert is pulling various pranks on Dwight Schrute, including putting his stapler in Jell-O, switching his phone with a fake one, and sending him fake faxes from the "future." Meanwhile, Dwight is trying to sell "Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes" to his coworkers, claiming they have special properties. The conversation also touches on a story about a character's experience with the legumes and a prank war between Jim and Dwight.
Here are the extracted facts:
1. Someone put Dwight's stuff in Jell-O.
2. Dwight has a phone headset.
3. Jim paired Dwight's phone with his headset.
4. Dwight's phone rang with a call from "Dwight".
5. A fax was sent from "Dwight" in the future to the present.
6. The fax warned Dwight not to drink the coffee.
7. Dwight's desk phone was connected to Jim's phone.
8. Jim made Dwight think he was talking to himself from the future.
9. Dwight bought a packet of "Professor Copperfield's Miracle Legumes" for $11.
10. The legumes were supposed to have special properties, but Dwight was skeptical.
11. Jim traded a telescope for the packet of legumes.
12. Dwight claimed the legumes were worthless.
13. Dwight's middle name is Kurt.
14. Dwight was given a form with incorrect information about himself.
15. The form said his middle name was "Fart".
16. Dwight was asked about a piece of chocolate he didn't have.
17. The chocolate was a delicacy from the Amazon.
18. Dwight was asked trivia questions about Austrian and Prussian monarchs.
19. Dwight answered that the king of England was King George.
20. Jim questioned the authenticity of a Ben Franklin impersonator.
21. Dwight was given a "quad desk" made of three desks.
22. Dwight was told he could rename the desk.
23. Dwight said the safest part of a car in a crash is the driver's side.
24. Dwight claimed that 7 out of 10 attacks come from the rear.
25. Dwight demonstrated how to butcher a goose.
26. Dwight was given a transmission about a CIA training mission.
27. The transmission said the CIA would need Dwight for training and an ice cream social.
28. Dwight's mission was compromised, and he was told to destroy his phone.
29. Dwight was warned that escape was impossible.
30. Dwight's door was tested to see if it locked from the outside.
31. Dwight's pens and pencils were replaced with crayons.
32. Dwight suspected Jim Halpert of replacing his writing utensils.
33. Dwight was called "Duane" by his coworkers.
34. Dwight found a bloody glove in his desk drawer.
35. Dwight was accused of murder by Jim Halpert.
36. Dwight was told there was an abandoned infant in the women's room.
37. Dwight knocked himself in the head with a phone.
38. Dwight's desk was moved closer to the copier throughout the day.