The narrator shares humorous and entertaining stories about their school days, specifically during New Year's celebrations. They recall a time when a classmate dressed up as a male genital organ for a costume contest, which led to a huge feud and the student's eventual expulsion.
Another story involves a student bringing a firecracker to school, which scared the teacher so much that he ended up in the hospital. The narrator also shares a tale about a Secret Santa gift exchange, where one student received a piece of bacon and another, a friend from Ukraine, was supposed to bring Russian vodka but instead brought potatoes.
The narrator also talks about a New Year's party where a student dressed up as Napoleon and threatened to kill another student, and a Christmas tree almost caught fire. In another year, the narrator and their friends decorated a Christmas tree, but it ended up with all the ornaments at the bottom and none at the top.
A classmate tried to hang a blue ball at the top of the tree but fell from a stepladder, causing all the ornaments to scatter. The narrator also shares a story about stealing a cleaning lady's cart and a skeleton from the biology lab to have fun during recess.
Finally, the narrator recalls a time in first grade when a classmate decorated the classroom by hanging a large lamp from the ceiling, which eventually fell and broke, but the student was not caught. The narrator wishes their listeners happiness, health, and all the best, and thanks them for watching.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator shares stories about their school experiences, particularly during the New Year's holidays.
2. The narrator's classmate came to school dressed as a male genital organ.
3. The classmate was expelled from school for his behavior.
4. In another incident, a student brought a firecracker to school and blew it up, causing a commotion.
5. The teacher was scared and ended up in the hospital.
6. The narrator's class used to exchange gifts during the New Year's celebration.
7. One student gave another student a piece of bacon as a gift.
8. Another student brought a Napoleon costume and pretended to be Napoleon.
9. A student put up a Christmas tree in the classroom, but it fell down during the math lesson.
10. The classmate who put up the tree was given a stepladder to hang a blue ball, but he fell from the ladder and broke the Christmas tree.
11. The narrator's class used to put up a Christmas tree in the corridor every New Year.
12. The students would get bored during recess and steal the cleaning lady's cart to drift.
13. They also stole a biological skeleton and put it in the cart.
14. The narrator's friend was put in the cart with the skeleton and they accelerated too much.
15. The narrator's class decorated the class with stories about the shadi of the class.
16. The narrator was told to stand on a chair to glue the Christmas tree to the top.
17. The narrator's classmate decided to steal a large lamp that was hanging in the middle of the classroom.
18. The lamp fell during the lesson and broke the teacher's body.
19. The narrator's classmate was not seen again after the incident.
Note: I excluded opinions and personal feelings from the extracted facts.