The host of the news show "Breaking News" reports on the recent shift of Dropout TV's billionaire owner, Sam Reich, towards overt right-wing politics. Reich has announced a new conservative media venture called Dropout America, which will feature alt-right programming, including a talk show hosted by Adam Carolla. The hosts discuss Reich's recent statements, which include his belief that poor people should pay to use the fire department, and that libraries should be abolished because they attract "the wrong types." The show then cuts to an interview with Reich, who expresses his real thoughts on various topics, including his disdain for teachers, nurses, and Dungeons and Dragons, and his love for coal and Woody Spacey. The interview is filled with humor and satire, as Reich's statements become increasingly absurd and outrageous.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The show "Breaking News" is hosted by Sam Rish and Sam Rike.
2. Sam Reich, the billionaire owner of Dropout TV, has announced a new conservative media venture called Dropout America.
3. Dropout America will feature a slate of alt-right programming.
4. Adam Carolla will host a talk show called "Canceled?" on Dropout America.
5. Other shows announced for Dropout America include "Fly-fishing with Sam", "Who's Gonna Get Deported Today", "Kids in Cages", "Stars and Stripes and Titties Forever", and "Get Back in the Kitchen".
6. Sam Reich has shifted towards overt right-wing politics.
7. Sam Reich's wife, Elaine Carroll, has spoken out about his change in behavior.
8. Sam Reich has made several controversial statements, including that poor people should pay to use the fire department and that libraries attract "the wrong types".
9. Sam Reich has a palatial new mansion in Beverly Hills with a tennis court, a climbing wall, and a small vineyard.
10. Sam Reich has a habit of faking allergies, including an allergy to alcohol.
11. Sam Reich has a collection of animal heads in his bedroom, including an elephant head and owl heads.
12. Sam Reich has made a deepfake hybrid of Kevin Spacey and Woody Allen, which he calls "Woody Spacey".
13. Sam Reich has named several individuals he claims are "card-carrying communists", including Grant O'Brien, Mike Schaubach, David Kerns, Chloe Banner, and Justin Cyrul.
14. Sam Reich has expressed admiration for coal and has suggested that it would be better if it was dirtier.
15. Sam Reich has made several other controversial statements, including that teachers and nurses should be paid less, that ladies' bras should have a second underwire to poke them, and that Survivor is a brilliant show.