In this audio clip, a group of individuals discusses various humorous and foolish criminal incidents:
1. A man named Felipe asks if someone has ever committed a robbery, and someone responds with "NOBODY CARES." They share a story about wearing a Flamengo shirt to avoid being robbed while walking in a certain neighborhood.
2. They laugh about the story, and Felipe appreciates it as a funny tale.
3. The audio transitions to a discussion about five criminals who could join the "Trapalhões" squad, with humorous commentary on each case.
4. Felipe makes a joke about someone shouting "Calm down, lady!" during an attempted robbery.
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6. The audio briefly covers the story of a man named Gary Rough, who attempted to rob a bookstore with a cucumber.
7. The discussion continues with humor and banter among the individuals.
8. They transition to another story about a man named Andrew Hennells, who announced on Facebook that he was going to rob a store and was subsequently arrested.
9. They talk about another criminal, Logan James, who commented on a police post on Facebook, taunting them, and was later arrested.
10. The audio ends with a mention of James Allan, who attempted to rob a convenience store in Oxfordshire, England.
1. The narrator is discussing a story about a man who was never robbed, despite walking a long distance and wearing a Flamengo shirt.
2. The man was on his way to visit a friend named Bruno who lived in Flamengo.
3. He lived far away and had to get off at Central and catch another bus or walk.
4. He wore a Flamengo shirt and a cap forward to avoid being robbed.
5. The story then shifts to a funny incident involving the narrator and a lady on the street.
6. The lady saw him and started walking fast, then ran away when he told her to calm down.
7. The story is about criminals who could join the Trapalhões squad.
8. The narrator and his friend Bruno are discussing the story of a man named Gary Rough.
9. Gary Rough is one of the weirdest people to ever walk on Earth.
10. Gary tried to rob a bookstore in Glasgow with a cucumber.
11. The woman didn't give him the money because she found it confusing.
12. A police officer in the bookstore attacked Gary with the cucumber.
13. Gary was sentenced to 40 months in prison for the attempted robbery.
14. The story then shifts to a man named Andrew Hennells from Norfolk, England.
15. Andrew announced on Facebook that he was going to rob a Tesco store.
16. He was arrested 15 minutes later by the police.
17. He was arrested for stealing 410 pounds from the store.
18. The story then shifts to a guy named Logan James, 19 years old, who was on probation.
19. He violated the terms of his probation and disappeared.
20. The police decided to post on Facebook asking for information about his whereabouts.
21. Logan commented on the post, asking the police to arrest him if they could.
22. The story then shifts to another case in Brazil, Rio de Janeiro, where a man mocked the PM on Facebook but was arrested the same day.
23. The story then shifts to another case involving a man named James Allan from Oxfordshire.
24. James entered a convenience store, showed a toy gun, and robbed it.
25. He then decided to take off his mask inside the store, which led to him being unable to open the door and falling backward.
26. The story then shifts to the case of a man who tried to rob an electronic cigarette store in Denver.
27. He entered the store, drew a weapon to capture the woman, and then dropped the gun.
28. He tried to jump over the counter to get the gun but the saleswoman grabbed it.
29. He then ran away with his pants falling down.
30. The gun was a pellet gun and there was only 100 dollars in the store.