The script begins with a narrator sharing a riddle about getting a crowd of 500 people to "blow their brains out" simultaneously, implying it's a high school musical. The narrator then attends the school's musical auditions and is cast in the play along with the beautiful and talented Patty.
As the rehearsals progress, the narrator observes the cast's conversations, which often turn sexual. Patty stands out as someone who doesn't engage in these conversations and seems unapproachable. The narrator feels a connection to her, sensing that beneath her perfect exterior, something is broken.
On the night of the performance, the narrator tries to reassure Patty about her outfit and stage fright. Patty confides in the narrator about her anxiety and feeling self-conscious about her appearance.
The musical ultimately goes well, with Patty's singing receiving a standing ovation. The narrator reflects on the experience and the connection they felt with Patty.
The script ends with the narrator addressing the audience, promoting their book "I Hate Myselfie," and encouraging feedback on the story.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The scene is set in a high school where students are auditioning for the school musical.
2. A student named Shane tries to ask a girl named Patty out, but is hesitant.
3. Patty is described as a talented singer with curly blonde hair and big eyes.
4. Shane has a crush on Patty and feels a connection with her, but thinks she's out of his league.
5. The school musical is being directed by a man named Mr. Oh.
6. Shane and Patty are both part of the musical, with Patty playing the lead role.
7. Shane tries to reassure Patty about her appearance and abilities before the big show.
8. The musical is a success, with Patty receiving applause for her performance.
9. Shane reflects on his own experiences with nerves and stage fright.
10. The story is part of a book called "I Hate Myselfie" which is on sale.
11. The author of the book has recorded an audio version and is open to creating more content.
12. The story is being shared as part of a video or podcast.