The text is a humorous, back-and-forth conversation between a person and Wendy's, a fast-food restaurant, on social media. The conversation starts with the person jokingly asking for a free Frosty and escalates into a series of witty exchanges, with Wendy's responding with clever comebacks.
The conversation covers a range of topics, including the person's love for The Vampire Diaries, their dislike of other fast-food chains like McDonald's and Burger King, and their admiration for Wendy's. Along the way, Wendy's pokes fun at the person's jokes and engages in playful banter.
The conversation also touches on Wendy's marketing strategies and their rivalry with other fast-food chains. The person jokingly asks Wendy's to roast them, and Wendy's happily obliges, delivering a series of humorous insults.
Overall, the conversation is lighthearted and comedic, showcasing the playful and engaging tone of Wendy's social media presence.
Here are the key facts from the given text:
1. It is 2018 in the context of the conversation.
2. Cardi B's real name is not mentioned in the conversation; instead, a false name "Bill Collins" is mentioned.
3. McDonald's announced that by mid-2018, most of their restaurants will be cooked with fresh beef.
4. January 4th is mentioned as National Rose Day.
5. Wendy's square beef burgers are mentioned.
6. Arby's, Burger King, and Subway are mentioned as competitors to Wendy's.
7. Sonic is mentioned as a place where the speaker should get "Tails."
8. A person is shown with a Wendy's bag in a park.
9. McDonald's ice cream machine is often broken.
10. Hardee's has a deal that is considered better than Wendy's.
11. McDonald's is mentioned as switching to fresh beef for their quarter pounders.
12. Wendy's responds to a Facebook post about McDonald's switching to fresh beef.