The speaker, iwork, is trying to defend himself against accusations of being a demon. He claims that a video of him was taken out of context and that he was just drunk with friends when it was recorded. He also mentions that his cat, Satan, is being blamed for writing messages that some people think are from a demon. iwork tries to show that he is a normal person by talking about his hobbies, such as drawing with salt, but his attempts at humor and sarcasm seem to backfire. As the conversation goes on, it becomes increasingly absurd, with iwork making jokes about being a demon and eventually being asked to reveal what can affect him in order to get rid of a supposed curse. In the end, iwork is asked to cut off a finger in exchange for information, and the video ends with a cliffhanger.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is discussing a video that was taken out of context.
2. The speaker claims the video was recorded while they were drunk with friends.
3. The speaker mentions that they have a cat named Satan.
4. The speaker talks about making drawings with salt.
5. The speaker mentions that they like to draw pentagons with salt on the ground.
6. The speaker references "Art Attack" as a show they learned from.
7. The speaker says they are not a demon, but a normal person.
8. The speaker mentions that they work in a bank.
9. The speaker enjoys seizing things that people cannot pay for after granting loans.
10. The speaker is asked what affects them, but refuses to answer unless they get something in return.
11. The speaker proposes a deal where they will reveal what affects them in exchange for something, possibly a soul.
12. The speaker is asked to cut off a finger as part of the deal.
13. The speaker uses all their fingers to type on a keyboard.
14. The speaker considers cutting off their little finger as part of the deal.