Markiplier plays the game "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator" where he tests different battle strategies and ideas. He starts off with a poorly planned battle, but eventually develops a winning strategy using chariots and cannons. He beats the pre-alpha version of the game and then moves on to the sandbox mode where he creates various scenarios, including a chariot-watch showdown and a farmer-musketman battle. Markiplier has fun with the game and can't wait to see the actual game when it comes out.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The video is a gameplay commentary of the game "Totally Accurate Battle Simulator".
2. The player, Markiplier, is playing the game and providing commentary on his strategy and gameplay.
3. Markiplier mentions that he had to play more of the game because it's fascinating and he's discovering that he's a military genius.
4. He tries out different strategies, including using shields, spearmen, farmers, and chariots.
5. Markiplier notes that cannons are a problem for his strategy, as they are blasting away his troops.
6. He tries to use chariots to attack the enemy, but it doesn't work out as planned.
7. Markiplier then tries a new strategy using archers and farmers, but it also fails.
8. He eventually succeeds in defeating the enemy using a combination of cannons and chariots.
9. Markiplier then tries out different scenarios in the game's sandbox mode, including a chariot vs. watch showdown and a farmer vs. musketeer battle.
10. He beats the pre-alpha version of the game and is excited to see what the actual game will be like.
11. Markiplier thanks his viewers for watching and ends the video with a promise to see them in the next video.