The text appears to be a transcript of a comedic monologue or stand-up comedy routine, possibly with some improvisational elements. The speaker, who refers to himself as Miguelito, discusses his struggles with romance and relationships. He seeks advice from a "teacher" on how to be more romantic and confident around women.
Miguelito shares a story about meeting a woman named Carolina and trying to impress her with a romantic gesture, including singing a love song at a karaoke bar. He also pokes fun at his own awkwardness and lack of experience with women.
Throughout the routine, Miguelito frequently breaks into song and uses humor to self-deprecate and comment on the challenges of dating and relationships.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is talking to someone named Miguelito.
2. The speaker mentions having the "ice" and being confident.
3. The speaker is nervous around a woman and gets the shakes when thinking about her.
4. The speaker doesn't know how to be romantic and is seeking advice.
5. The speaker has a job on television and radio and is famous.
6. The speaker has been friends with someone for eight years.
7. The speaker meets a woman named Carolina through social networks.
8. Carolina is a teacher and the speaker wants to learn from her.
9. The speaker wants to know how to make a romantic gesture to Carolina.
10. Carolina is a foreigner who has come to the country to look for work and a boyfriend.
11. The speaker, Lucero, is introduced to Carolina.
12. Brad is also introduced to Carolina and is shy around her.
13. Carolina is asked to teach the speaker how to be a romantic man.
14. Carolina suggests singing a love song to someone you love.
15. The speaker sings a song to Carolina at a karaoke restaurant.
16. The speaker wants to dedicate a romantic song to Carolina.
17. Carolina is described as bright and beautiful.
18. The speaker is taught how to be a romantic man by having a penetrating gaze and being subtle.