A comedian from the TV show "Impractical Jokers" shares a story about a time he received a misdelivered package containing women's pants addressed to a person named Stacey. After consuming a weed edible, he decides to write a ransom note to Stacey, demanding a jar of peanut butter in exchange for the pants. The comedian takes pictures of himself wearing the pants and a ski mask, and sends the note and photos to Stacey's email. However, things take a turn when Stacey responds, calling the comedian's actions "creepy" and threatening to report him to the authorities.
It is later revealed that the package was meant for the comedian's landlord's girlfriend, Stacey. The comedian confesses to his landlord, who is amused by the situation and offers to try to resolve the issue. The story ends with the comedian encountering Stacey in his driveway a year and a half later, and responding to her question about the pants by saying he never got the peanut butter.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The speaker is a comedian who appears on the TV show "Impractical Jokers" on truTV.
2. The speaker received a package at his home that was addressed to someone named Stacey.
3. The package contained a pair of women's size 6 sateen dress pants from Ann Taylor Loft.
4. The speaker did not know Stacey and assumed it was a mistake.
5. After consuming a weed edible, the speaker decided to write a ransom note to Stacey.
6. The speaker cut out letters from Entertainment Weekly magazines to create the ransom note.
7. The speaker took pictures of himself wearing the pants and sent them to Stacey along with the ransom note.
8. The ransom note demanded a 15-ounce jar of Skippy all-natural honey peanut butter in exchange for the pants.
9. Stacey responded to the ransom note, saying she would file a complaint with UPS and have the authorities track down the speaker.
10. The speaker's landlord, Stan Lee, contacted him about the package, revealing that it was meant for his girlfriend Stacey.
11. The speaker confessed to Stan about the ransom note and returned the pants to him.
12. The speaker read the ransom note to Stan in person.
13. A year and a half later, the speaker met Stacey in person and admitted to not receiving the peanut butter.
14. The speaker took the photos of himself wearing the pants to Kinko's to print them out.
15. The employees at Kinko's did not ask any questions about the photos.