The host reviews three bad games on Steam, critiquing their poor quality, awkward translations, and frustrating gameplay. The first game, "Huckleberry Fields Forever," is a "crappy" game with poor controls and no support for Xbox controllers. The second game, "Climb for Human Guys," is a simple, yet ridiculous game where players control a small human who climbs scenes and replenishes energy. The third game, "Retail Royale," is a local multiplayer game with poor controls and a confusing interface. The host's reactions range from disappointment to amusement, and they advise viewers to spend their money on other things, like food or Panini stickers, rather than these games.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The text is a transcript of a video or podcast where a host is reviewing games on Steam.
2. The host is playing a game similar to Super Smash Brothers but based on Dota 2.
3. The host is looking at new releases on Steam.
4. The host is playing a game called "Climb for Human Guys".
5. The host is playing a game called "Huckleberry Fields Forever".
6. The host is having trouble getting the controller to work with "Huckleberry Fields Forever".
7. The host is playing a game with up to 10 players using keyboard and controllers.
8. The host is playing a game called "Retail Royale".
9. The host is disappointed with the quality of the games being played.
10. The host is warning their friends not to buy one of the games because the servers don't work.
11. The host is comparing the game's price to other items such as a mega kebab, Panini stickers, or a new pair of socks.
12. The host is signing off and ending the video or podcast.