The given text appears to be a transcript of a vlog by Jake Paul. The vlog starts with Jake talking about missing his deceased dog, Kong, and discussing a girl who rejected him because of his Squirtle tattoo. The conversation then shifts to buying a car, specifically a Slingshot, as a gift for a friend. Jake and his friends visit a dealership, test drive the Slingshot, and eventually decide to buy it. They then surprise the friend with the new car, and he is thrilled. The vlog ends with Jake and his friends taking the Slingshot for a spin and enjoying it. Jake also mentions that he actually bought the car for himself as a belated birthday gift.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker's dog, Kong, has passed away.
2. The speaker misses Kong and says "rest in peace Kong".
3. The speaker has a tattoo of Squirtle from Pokémon.
4. A girl rejected the speaker because of his Squirtle tattoo.
5. The speaker is planning to buy a car for a friend's birthday.
6. The car is a Slingshot, which the friend has wanted for a long time.
7. The speaker thinks the friend deserves the car despite making some bad decisions.
8. The friend is 24 years old.
9. The speaker and others surprise the friend with the car.
10. The friend is initially skeptical, thinking it's a prank.
11. The car is nicknamed "The Skunk" due to its white stripes.
12. The speaker and friends take the car for a spin.
13. The speaker mentions a website called "local.com" where people can buy merchandise.
14. For every piece of merchandise sold, they give one to a kid in need.
15. The speaker ends the vlog by telling viewers to "be a maverick" and "do it different".