The narrator is in Oslo, Norway, attempting the 75 cm Pizza Challenge at Oves Pizza, a restaurant that also serves kebabs and fish and chips. The challenge consists of finishing a 75 cm pizza with two meat toppings in under 1 hour, with a prize of a free meal but no t-shirt. The narrator is apprehensive but determined, and with the help of a Coke, garlic sauce, and water to dip the crust, they manage to finish the pizza just shy of the halfway point. Despite some struggles with the crust, they eventually complete the challenge, earning a winners t-shirt with a janky print job.
Here are the facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is in Oslo, Norway.
2. The speaker is attempting the 75 cm Pizza Challenge at a place called Oves Pizza.
3. The pizza has two meat toppings: pepperoni and beef.
4. The challenge requires finishing the pizza within 1 hour.
5. The meal is free if the challenge is completed, but there is no T-shirt reward.
6. No one has ever finished the pizza by themselves before.
7. The pizza is 75 cm (approximately 30 inches) in diameter.
8. The speaker has 1 hour to finish the pizza.
9. The pizza costs 800 Norwegian crowns if not finished within the time limit.
10. The speaker is allowed to drink Coke, but not water, during the challenge.
11. The speaker is given a garlic dip to help with the challenge.
12. The speaker is allowed to get up and move around during the challenge.
13. The owner of the pizza place thinks the Coke will make the challenge harder.
14. The speaker uses a tactic of dipping the crust in water to make it easier to eat.
15. The speaker finishes the pizza with a few minutes to spare.
16. The speaker enjoys the pizza and thinks it tastes really good.
17. The speaker is given a winners' T-shirt from a previous challenge at a ramen place.