A YouTuber, turning 29, attempts to celebrate their birthday at 3 a.m. in front of a Chuck E. Cheese's location, with a setup including balloons, plates, and a cake. However, none of their friends show up, despite being invited. The YouTuber becomes increasingly disappointed and frustrated as the hours pass. Suddenly, they believe they see their friends driving by, but they don't stop to join the celebration. To make matters worse, Chuck E. Cheese himself appears, steals the YouTuber's pizza and cake, and runs off. The YouTuber chases after Chuck E. Cheese, eventually confronting him and scolding him for ruining the birthday celebration.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The person is celebrating their 29th birthday.
2. The celebration is taking place in front of a Chuck E. Cheese's at 3:00 a.m.
3. The person invited their friends to join them, but none have arrived yet.
4. The person has set up a table with plates, a birthday cake, and a "recycled pizza".
5. The pizza is cold and the person thinks it looks "crappy".
6. The person is wearing a watch, which they use to keep track of time.
7. It has been 30 minutes since the person started waiting, and still, no friends have arrived.
8. The person thinks that their friends might be looking for parking or got lost.
9. At 3:45 a.m., the person thinks they see their friends driving by, but they don't stop.
10. The person is disappointed and feels like nobody likes them.
11. A character named Chucky appears and ruins the person's celebration.
12. Chucky takes the person's pizza and cake, and the person chases after him.
13. The person eventually finds Chucky and confronts him.
14. The person is angry and hurt by Chucky's actions.
15. The person's birthday celebration is not going as planned.
16. The person is born on January 27, 1992.