The provided text appears to be a series of confessions or secrets shared by an individual, likely in a video or social media post. The person shares various embarrassing, shocking, or humorous anecdotes from their life, including:
* Engaging in unusual or taboo behaviors as a child, such as licking a dog's testicles or eating dog feces
* Having a history of dating people who were not attractive or were cousins
* Engaging in cruel or manipulative behavior towards others, such as telling a friend that her boyfriend was cheating on her
* Having a crush on an older person, such as a friend's stepfather
* Almost killing someone in a traffic accident
* Playing pranks on friends or family members
Throughout the text, the individual seems to be sharing these secrets in a casual and nonchalant manner, often making light of the situations or using humor to deflect from the seriousness of the actions. The tone is often irreverent and playful, but also occasionally introspective and self-aware.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker played with their dog's testicles when they were six years old.
2. The speaker dated their cousin, but their mother found out and made them break up via Facebook.
3. The speaker ate dog food when they were four years old.
4. The speaker has a fear of cockroaches.
5. The speaker dated someone who was ugly just to cheer them up.
6. The speaker broke their friend's collarbone when they were younger.
7. The speaker had a friend who was possessed by an evil spirit and tried to kill them.
8. The speaker's teacher gave them a low grade because of a rumor.
9. The speaker's parents almost separated when they were eight years old because they ate their father's wedding ring.
10. The speaker told their friend that her boyfriend had cheated on her, just to have a chance with him.
11. The speaker caught their cousin kissing someone else at church.
12. The speaker almost fell in love with their friend's stepfather.
13. The speaker almost killed a biker when they got off the bus.
14. The speaker didn't warn their friends that the bus they were supposed to take to a test didn't run on Sundays, resulting in them arriving late.
15. The speaker's parents got married.
16. The speaker has a friend who is a teacher.
17. The speaker's teacher got divorced due to infidelity.
18. The speaker's mother doesn't like their anime interests.
19. The speaker watched anime with their friend's stepfather.
20. The speaker went to a carnival block.
Note: Some statements may be unclear or open to interpretation, and I have tried to extract the most objective facts possible.