The given text appears to be a transcript of a comedy performance or show in Russia, featuring a host and possibly other comedians. The content includes various skits, jokes, and humorous monologues, often referencing Kazakh and Russian culture.
The performance starts with the host talking about being in Kazakhstan, mentioning the Kamyzyak region, and making humorous comments about the local culture. He also talks about a football match and mentions Paul Pogba.
The show features various segments, including a mock trial in a "Kamyzyak scam court," where the host plays the role of a judge. The trial is filled with absurd humor and references to Kazakhstan and Russia.
Throughout the performance, the host makes jokes about different cultures, including Kazakh, Russian, and others. He also mentions various celebrities and politicians, such as Putin and Gorbachev.
The show concludes with the host thanking the audience and ending with a quote from a "modern Kazakh poet." The text is interspersed with applause and music, indicating a live performance.
Here are the key facts from the text:
1. The event is being held in Kazakhstan.
2. Paul Pogba is mentioned as someone who was beaten.
3. The Sochi Summer Cup and the uprising of Alexander Vasilich are mentioned as events.
4. The speaker mentions that they will be flying business class to Monte Carlo the next day.
5. Nursultan Abishevich asked the speaker to work in Kazakhstan.
6. The speaker mentions that they will be given the most expensive items and will not need change.
7. Astana is described as a very beautiful city.
8. The Kamyzyak scam court is mentioned as a place where a trial is being held.
9. The defendant is accused of owing 200,000 rubles.
10. The trial is being conducted in a humorous and chaotic manner.
11. The speaker mentions that they need money for their daughter's wedding.
12. A field of miracles is mentioned as a TV show where a contestant won a prize.
13. The speaker mentions that they will not be able to judge according to Russian laws in Kazakhstan.
14. The constitution of Kazakhstan is mentioned as being contrary to the laws being applied.
15. Bekmambetov and Svetlakov are mentioned as people involved in the trial.
16. The speaker mentions that they need a person who can pay off their debts immediately.
17. Galustyan is mentioned as someone who bragged about their friendship with Kadyrov.
18. The KVN (Klub Vesyolikh i Nahodchivikh, or Club of the Merry and Resourceful) is mentioned as an event being held in Kazakhstan.
19. The speaker mentions that the event has gathered people from different ethnic groups, including Cossacks, Russians, Uzbeks, Tajiks, Kyrgyz, Armenians, and Azerbaijanis.