The speaker describes a series of events, starting with getting angry at someone named Rigoberto and having a revelation about their mattress. They then watch TV and see a commercial about the world ending on December 21st. The speaker becomes anxious and starts researching online, coming across various theories about the apocalypse, including a meteorite impact and an alien invasion.
The next day, two women come to the speaker's door, and the speaker becomes defensive and hostile, accusing them of being Satanists and telling them to leave. The women claim to be there to talk about the end of the world, but the speaker is skeptical.
The speaker then has a revelation that fat people will be saved in the event of a global flood due to their buoyancy, and that they will "flow up" to safety while skinny people will sink. The speaker declares themselves "chosen" to save humanity and ends with a triumphant and humorous tone.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator has a Kir6 mattress.
2. The narrator was angry with Rigoberto and got into a physical altercation.
3. The narrator slept on the mattress for the first time in 10 years and noticed parts of it they had never seen before.
4. The narrator went to the doctor for an MRI to check on an arm injury.
5. The doctor found inflammation in the narrator's arm.
6. The narrator was told that the world was going to end on December 21.
7. The narrator watched a commercial about the world ending and got scared.
8. The narrator researched the topic online and found various theories about the world ending.
9. The narrator met two ladies at their door who were trying to talk to their mother.
10. The narrator had a conversation with the ladies about the end of the world and Satan.
11. The narrator's mother got upset and left the house.
12. The narrator had a revelation that fat people might be saved in a flood due to global warming.
13. The narrator believes that fat people will float to the surface and save humanity.