The host reviews and criticizes various mobile apps, including "Blower", "My Talking Pet", "Skin Tanner", "Brace Yourself", "Fart Box", "Tickle Me", "Pickup Lines", "Sharks", "Alive With Me", "Die With Me", "Downhill Spill", "Sexy Love Game", and "Sexy Beach". They mock the apps' poor functionality, lack of originality, and high prices. The host expresses frustration and amusement at the apps' absurdity, calling some of them "criminal" and "scams". They also highlight a few apps that they found enjoyable, such as "My Talking Pet" and "Die With Me". The video is a comedic critique of the mobile app market and the lack of regulation that allows low-quality apps to thrive.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker reviews five apps on their channel, which is a rare occurrence.
2. The speaker reviews an app called "Blower" that claims to blow air but is actually an illusion.
3. The "Blower" app costs $0.99 and has a 5-star rating.
4. The speaker reviews an app called "My Talking Pet" that allows users to create their own talking pets.
5. The "My Talking Pet" app costs $3 and has a 5-star rating.
6. The speaker reviews an app called "Skin Tanner" that allows users to virtually tan their skin.
7. The "Skin Tanner" app costs $1 and has a simple paintbrush-like interface.
8. The speaker reviews an app called "Brace Yourself" that allows users to virtually put braces on their teeth.
9. The "Brace Yourself" app is free but has in-app purchases.
10. The speaker reviews an app called "Fart Box" that allows users to create and customize fart sounds.
11. The "Fart Box" app costs $0.99 and has 20 different fart sounds.
12. The speaker reviews an app called "Tickled Me" that allows users to virtually tickle themselves.
13. The speaker finds the "Tickled Me" app to be disturbing and uncomfortable.
14. The speaker reviews an app called "Pickup Lines" that generates cheesy pickup lines.
15. The speaker reviews an app called "Sharks" that allows users to watch live feeds of sharks.
16. The speaker reviews an app called "Die With Me" that allows users to chat with others when their phone is low on battery.
17. The "Die With Me" app costs $0.99 and has a simple interface.
18. The speaker reviews an app called "Alive With Me" that is similar to "Die With Me" but is free.
19. The speaker reviews an app called "Downhill Spill" that is a basic platformer game.
20. The "Downhill Spill" app costs $10.99 and is considered overpriced by the speaker.
21. The speaker reviews an app called "Sexy Love Game" that is a simple game with no animation or sound.
22. The "Sexy Love Game" app costs $11 and is considered overpriced by the speaker.
23. The speaker reviews an app called "Suit Tee" that allows users to virtually dress up a character.
24. The "Suit Tee" app costs $10.99 and is considered overpriced by the speaker.