The provided text appears to be a transcription of a video or audio recording where a person is telling a story, but the narrative is fragmented and difficult to follow. However, it seems to be about the person's daily life, school, and interactions with others.
The speaker mentions their morning routine, commuting to school, and taking a test. They also talk to someone, possibly a teacher or classmate, and engage in a conversation about a question on the test. The speaker appears to be joking and teasing the other person, asking for a coxinha (a Brazilian snack) as payment for answering the question.
The conversation is interspersed with comments about the speaker's surroundings, other people, and their thoughts on various topics. The tone is informal and playful, with the speaker frequently using slang and colloquial expressions.
Toward the end of the transcription, the speaker promotes a phone monitoring application, Spy Semana Kindlmann, and encourages parents to use it to track their children's activities. They also mention a games channel and invite viewers to follow them on social media.
The transcription concludes with the speaker thanking the viewer and asking for feedback on the video.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator starts their day by saying goodnight to their mother.
2. The narrator takes a bus, subway, and train to get to school.
3. The narrator arrives late at school and is reprimanded by a teacher.
4. The narrator is given an extra question on a test worth two points.
5. The narrator is asked to answer a question in front of the class.
6. The narrator negotiates with someone to get a coxinha in exchange for something.
7. Someone wants to know the answer to a question about a Toyota.
8. The narrator breaks both of a teacher's arms.
9. The narrator is expelled from school.
10. The narrator mentions a game they played and wants to know what others think about it.
11. The narrator has a YouTube channel and an Instagram account.
12. The narrator promotes a cell phone monitoring application called Spy Semana Kindlmann.
13. The application allows parents to monitor their child's cell phone activity, including location, call history, and text messages.
14. The narrator recommends the application to parents.