The speaker shares humorous commentary about different types of friends, including "The Clueless Teacher" who gives advice despite knowing nothing, "Friend MD" who gives questionable medical advice, "The Friend Who Struggles to Say What They Want" who beats around the bush, "The Documentary Filmmaker" who documents every mundane activity, and "The Fashionista" who tries too hard to look stylish even in quarantine. The speaker jokes about these friends and pokes fun at their quirks, while also inviting viewers to subscribe and share their own thoughts on which friend they identify with.
Here are the facts extracted from the text:
1. The author mentions being in quarantine.
2. The author has moved from Canada to America.
3. In Canada, the author had free healthcare.
4. The author's healthcare in America is described as a "steaming pile of 50 healthcare".
5. The author mentions calling their doctor friend for advice on medications and health issues.
6. The author's doctor friend is of Indian descent.
7. The author mentions the COVID-19 vaccine.
8. The author's phone did come with a charger, but they forgot it at home.
9. The author's mom calls them "deadphone" because they don't answer their phone.
10. The author mentions athleisure wear.
11. The author's friend Kelly Smith has 34 followers on social media.
12. The author mentions the TV show "Indian Matchmaker".
13. The author gained 15 pounds in the last two months of quarantine.
14. The author hasn't washed their hair in two weeks.
15. The author is making a video about different types of friends.