This appears to be a conversation between two people, likely friends or partners, discussing various topics in a humorous and playful manner. The conversation touches on relationships, men, and women, with the individuals involved making light-hearted jokes and teasing each other. They also mention going to find a boyfriend for one of them, with a specific criteria being that the person's name must end with "Jacob" or "Lordi". The conversation is filled with laughter, playful insults, and pop culture references.
1. The speaker mentions that they fainted at a One Direction concert when they were 12 years old.
2. The speaker's first DM to someone was on April 5th, 2020, where they said they saw something on their explore page and thought it was cute.
3. The person they DMed replied 2 years later.
4. The speaker and someone else were watching a bad romance video at Jake and Johnny's house.
5. The speaker's grandma is mentioned.
6. Lady Gaga is mentioned.
7. The speaker is asked to spell the word "hippopotamus".
8. The speaker is asked where women belong.
9. The speaker is talking to someone named Larry.
10. The speaker mentions a person named Josh who hangs out with Jake Weber.
11. The speaker is talking to someone who is from the Netherlands.
12. The speaker is asked if they have an older brother.
13. The speaker mentions that they have an older sister.
14. Someone is compared to Jade from Victoria's Secret.
15. The speaker is trying to find someone a boyfriend on a platform.
16. Someone mentions that they are from Dubai.
17. The speaker is asked to stop moving so someone can take a picture.
18. The speaker is compared to Buzz from Home Alone.
19. The speaker asks where someone is from and they respond that they are from "H La".