The narrator shares two crazy New Year's stories from his past. The first story is about a New Year's party he attended when he was 15-16 years old. He and his friends tried to buy alcohol, but one of his friends, a reckless and chubby kid, claimed to be 99 years old and showed a fake passport to the cashier. The second story is about the narrator's time in the army, where three boys from another unit got hold of alcohol and hid in a booth to drink. They filmed their antics, but the video was later found by their battalion commander, resulting in the boys being punished. The narrator also reflects on his past year, thanking his subscribers for their support and sharing his achievements, including improving his video editing, gaining new subscribers, and buying his first car.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker is recalling their crazy stories for the new year.
2. The speaker's friend, a fat kid, was known for being reckless.
3. The fat kid attempted to buy alcohol at a store by claiming he was born in 1999, making him 16 years old at the time.
4. The saleswoman did not believe the fat kid and told him he was obviously younger than 18.
5. The fat kid showed the saleswoman his passport, which supposedly had a birth year of 1999.
6. The saleswoman still did not believe the fat kid and asked for his documents.
7. The fat kid was unable to produce a convincing ID and was denied the purchase of alcohol.
8. The speaker and his friend eventually obtained alcohol by asking a drunk person to buy it for them.
9. The speaker did not drink until he was 17 years old.
10. The speaker's friend drank alcohol, but not excessively.
11. The fat kid threw an empty bottle at a laptop monitor, but missed and hit a sweater instead.
12. The speaker's friend was angry with the fat kid for his reckless behavior.
13. The speaker and his friends celebrated New Year's in the army by chipping in 500 rubles each for a big table of food.
14. Three boys from another unit managed to obtain alcohol and hid in a booth to drink.
15. The boys filmed their drinking session on a phone.
16. The phone was later lost and forgotten, but the video was discovered by their battalion commander six months later.
17. The three boys who drank were punished by being forced to do push-ups and roll a huge wheel.
18. The speaker improved their video editing skills in 2021.
19. The speaker purchased new equipment, which increased the quality of their videos.
20. The speaker gained over a million new subscribers in 2021.
21. The speaker attracted larger and more serious advertisers in 2021.
22. The speaker's income increased in 2021.
23. The speaker bought their first car in 2021.
24. The speaker congratulated their viewers on the upcoming new year and wished them all the best.