The narrator is in prison and is trying to escape. He claims he was wrongly arrested and that his friend Bruno is to blame for stealing a burger and getting them into trouble. The narrator uses a wooden pickaxe to break free from his cell and then comes up with a plan to escape the prison by building a ladder and climbing up a TV tower. Along the way, he and Bruno encounter obstacles and close calls with police officers, but they eventually manage to escape. The narrator is relieved and happy to have abandoned his life as a prisoner and is looking forward to being free.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker was arrested and put in prison.
2. The speaker claims they were not at fault for the arrest.
3. A friend, referred to as "Bruninho," is also in prison with the speaker.
4. The speaker's imprisonment was due to Bruninho's actions, specifically stealing a burger.
5. The speaker mentions that Bruninho had already eaten 15 burgers at the speaker's house.
6. The speaker and Bruninho are trying to escape from prison.
7. They plan to use a ladder made of blocks to climb over the prison walls.
8. They successfully escape from prison.
9. The speaker mentions that they are in a maximum-security prison.
10. After escaping, they go to a police officer's house, referred to as "Ricardo," and steal some pudding.