The text appears to be a transcript of a person playing a prison simulator game and providing a play-by-play commentary of their actions and the game's events. The player is acting as a guard and is responsible for maintaining order in the prison, which includes counting prisoners, searching for contraband, and dealing with various incidents such as riots, smuggling, and prisoner misbehavior. The player also makes humorous and sarcastic comments throughout the gameplay, often using profanity and making light of the game's events.
1. The game is a prison jail simulator.
2. The player can choose a skin for their character.
3. The player can choose up to 16 prisoners.
4. The player is the guard in charge of the prison.
5. The prisoners have different names and characters.
6. The game has a feature to count the prisoners.
7. The player can search the prisoners for contraband.
8. The player can find various items such as a Fanta, a knife, a pistol, and a syringe.
9. The player can search the prison cells for contraband.
10. The prisoners have different crimes such as rape, murder, and stealing.
11. The player can release prisoners who have served their sentence.
12. The player can search the released prisoners for contraband.
13. The game has a feature to maintain order in the prison yard.
14. The player can search the prisoners for smuggling.
15. The player can see the prisoners' records and crimes.
16. The game has a feature to add new prisoners to the game.
17. The player can see the length of the prisoners' sentences.
18. The prisoners have belongings that can be searched.
19. The player can check the prison cells for moldy pillows and other issues.
20. The game has a feature to check the prices of items in the prison.