The narrator, Eleanor, recounts her disastrous experience with a "sugar daddy" she met on a website. Despite initial reservations, she agreed to meet him in Paris, but things quickly went awry. She attempted to sabotage the date by being intentionally unattractive and off-putting, but the man, "HappyDaddy62," was oblivious to her efforts. After a Michelin-starred dinner, Eleanor excused herself to the bathroom, where she had a lactose intolerance episode, producing a massive and smelly bowel movement. The aftermath was so intense that it repelled the would-be suitor, who made a hasty retreat, and Eleanor never saw him again.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator was single for a while and was feeling desperate.
2. A friend suggested she try a sugar daddy website.
3. The narrator signed up for the website Sugardaddy.com.
4. She matched with a man named Happydaddy62.
5. They started chatting, and after four weeks, he suggested they meet in person.
6. He offered to fly her to Paris for the weekend.
7. The narrator agreed and flew to Paris to meet him.
8. She was disappointed when he didn't look like his photos.
9. She tried to make herself unattractive to him to get out of the date.
10. He suggested they go to a Michelin-starred restaurant for dinner.
11. The narrator ate a lot of cheese despite being lactose intolerant.
12. She needed to use the bathroom urgently after eating the cheese.
13. She excused herself to the bathroom, where she had a bowel movement.
14. The smell was so bad that it affected the man in the hotel room.
15. The narrator never saw the man again after that incident.