The provided text appears to be a transcript of a comedic medical lecture or podcast. The speaker, likely a doctor, shares humorous anecdotes and medical facts while making jokes and witty remarks. Topics covered include the benefits of eating fruits and vegetables, the dangers of falling asleep drunk on a bench, and the importance of proper hydration. The speaker also discusses various medical conditions, such as pectus excavatum and absence seizures, and shares their own experiences as a doctor. The tone is lighthearted and entertaining, with the speaker frequently cracking jokes and making humorous observations about medical topics.
Here are the extracted facts:
1. The stethoscope was invented in 1816.
2. Before the invention of the stethoscope, doctors used a triangular cone-shaped device to listen to patients' hearts.
3. Eating five servings of fruit and vegetables a day is part of a healthy diet.
4. Fruits and vegetables contain fiber, vitamins, and minerals that help decrease the absorption of sugar and provide nutrients to the body.
5. Refined carbohydrates, such as white bread and pasta, lack fiber and nutrients.
6. A condition called "Saturday Night Palsy" can occur when a person falls asleep drunk on a bench and damages the nerve in their arm, leading to loss of sensation and motor function.
7. Neurocardiogenic syncope is a condition where the body's neurologic and cardiologic systems do not react quickly enough to increase blood pressure to the brain when a person has a bowel movement.
8. Pectus excavatum is a genetic condition that can cause abnormalities of the heart.
9. Some people are born with a heart outside of their chest.
10. An op abson seizure is a type of seizure where a person becomes absent for a period of time.
11. EEGs can be used to monitor brain waves and catch absence seizures.
12. The normal pain scale does not account for individuals who do not speak the language.
13. An improved pain scale includes a range of options from "one" (an itch) to "ten" (unconscious).
14. The stethoscope was invented in 1816.