The provided text appears to be a transcript of a YouTube video featuring a person, likely a Brazilian vlogger, answering questions in a "tag" or Q&A format. The vlogger discusses various personal and mundane topics, including their daily routine, relationships, and habits. They also promote their Instagram account and ask viewers to subscribe to their channel. Throughout the video, the vlogger frequently uses colloquial expressions and makes humorous remarks.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The speaker mentions that they woke up at 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
2. They mention that they went back to sleep after waking up.
3. The speaker mentions that they are in São Paulo.
4. They mention that they were in Santos before going to São Paulo.
5. The speaker mentions that they set up a waterfall and used everything they had for it.
6. They mention that the television and video game had to be removed due to a leak.
7. The speaker mentions that they posted a photo with someone named Lusa on Instagram.
8. They mention that they are going to meet someone named Dona Neusa.
9. The speaker mentions that they never got a red grade at school.
10. They mention that they have never met someone famous, except for Justin Bieber.
11. The speaker mentions that they have never dated.
12. They mention that they have never gone two days without taking a shower.
13. The speaker mentions that they never pee in the pool.
14. They mention that they have never made their mother anything, but fish in bed.
15. The speaker mentions that their father almost broke up with their mother.
16. They mention that they have never gone to the board of directors.
17. The speaker mentions that they never left school early.
18. They mention that they met someone named God in school.
Please note that some of these "facts" may be the speaker's claims or opinions, and not necessarily objective truths.