The provided text appears to be a transcript of a conversation or a scene from a movie/script. The context is unclear, but it seems to involve a group of people engaging in various activities, including cooking, eating, and socializing.
The conversation is fragmented and jumps between different topics, including a character named Melvin who claims to be a singer, a character named Venom who has a history with another character, and a discussion about Bitcoin and cryptocurrency.
There are also some humorous and lighthearted moments, such as a character trying to get a video for the "gram" and another character making a joke about being like Vin Diesel from the Fast and Furious franchise.
Throughout the conversation, there are references to pop culture, including Netflix, Uber, and Bitcoin. The tone is generally playful and comedic, but there are some moments of tension and conflict between characters.
Overall, the transcript appears to be a humorous and entertaining scene, but the context and plot are unclear.
Here are the facts extracted from the text:
1. The conversation starts with a discussion about "T'Challa Cookouts".
2. The speaker mentions "Vibranium" which is said to be "less calories".
3. The conversation shifts to a scenario where someone is being challenged to a fight.
4. The challenger claims to be from the future, about three years ahead.
5. Elon Musk is mentioned as developing a time machine.
6. The speaker from the future claims to have stolen the time machine.
7. The speaker mentions that they came back to spend time with their girlfriend.
8. The girlfriend is mentioned to have been liking someone else's pictures.
9. The conversation shifts to a scenario where someone is talking to their partner about Valentine's Day.
10. The partner claims to have spent Valentine's Day with someone else.
11. A person named Pete is mentioned, who is also known as Venom.
12. Venom mentions that they could have killed someone, but chose not to.
13. The conversation shifts to a scenario where someone is talking about calling an Uber.
14. The person mentions that they live down the street and will be home in about an hour.
15. The conversation shifts to a scenario where someone is talking about Bitcoin.
16. Bitcoin is mentioned as a form of cryptocurrency.
17. The conversation mentions a swat team and someone wanting Bitcoin.
18. The speaker mentions that they can't have Bitcoin.
19. The conversation ends with someone saying "watch your head, head down".