The author is sharing a series of humorous anecdotes about their experience living with three quirky roommates, Diva, Megatron, and Bubbles, while in college. The stories include their reactions to finding a mysterious unbranded box of soap in the bathroom, a failed attempt to prank Bubbles, and various other misadventures, such as chasing Megatron with a moldy cup of chicken soup and trying to kill a cockroach on the ceiling. The author reflects on the memories and the special bond they shared with their roommates, who were like characters from a sitcom.
Here are the key facts extracted from the text:
1. The narrator lived with three roommates, Diva, Megatron, and Bubbles, in a college dorm.
2. The roommates found a mysterious box of soap in the bathroom that no one recognized.
3. They spent 10 minutes trying to figure out who it belonged to and where it came from.
4. They eventually threw the soap away, suspecting it might be a prank or a camera trap.
5. The roommates often tried to prank each other but usually failed.
6. One time, they tried to jump scare Bubbles, but she outsmarted them by unlocking the door without opening it.
7. The narrator was notorious for having expired food in the dorm, which Megatron often called out.
8. The narrator had a moldy piece of bread that they debated about eating, with Megatron refusing to eat it.
9. The narrator offered Megatron $50 to eat the bread, but she declined.
10. The roommates had a cockroach infestation and tried to catch one using an umbrella, broomstick, and other methods.
11. They eventually killed the cockroach but left its guts on the ceiling.
12. The narrator reflects on their time with their roommates and the memories they shared.
13. The narrator is unsure if they will ever meet another group of roommates like theirs again.